The Chronicles of Team Sketchy

January 23, 2008

Whose the joker?

Filed under: WTF?! — Al @ 8:20 am

Heath Ledger dead from OD.

Did not, see that one coming…..

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23095463-2,00.html

Update:  Guess its in post production…..  Can anyone say posthumous?  If his performance is as good as they say, then this could do for the movie what Brandon Lee did for ‘The Crow’….

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HeathJoker.png

January 19, 2008

Flugtag!

Filed under: WTF?! — Matt @ 4:29 pm

Quick note to remind anyone who presently has nothing to do on the weekend of April 6. A few mates and I at work submitted a few ideas for the first annual Red Bull Australian Flugtag and we have been selected to compete. Flugtag is basically a competition where groups build psuedo flying machines then launch off a platform into the water below, in this case it is Sydney Harbour.

Should be a massive weekend, it’s not every day that you get to do something like this so if you’re in the country let me know if you want to come along for the adventure.

November 16, 2007

Ball in Tree

Filed under: WTF?! — Dave @ 1:40 pm

It may be hard to see but this is Al and Matty throwing a water bottle at a football stuck in a tree at Byron Bay at 6:30am

They got it down eventually and we got the accommodation booked for Bluesfest…

Good day all round really

October 25, 2007

Random thought…

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 1:31 am

Do you realise that whenever the brain retrieves a combination of things it usually recalls the thing it encountered first. It is almost like a filing system for the brain. A few examples as follows:

- Mum and Dad
- Matty and Claire
- Al and Dora
- Charles and Diana
- Brad and Angelina
- Posh and Becks
- Bush and Blair
- Mitja and Gunter

I’m sure there are many more examples and it will differ from person to person obviously. See how it goes for you…

October 15, 2007

Left Brain Vs Right Brain

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 10:04 pm

This is a pretty cool test!
I am Right brainer :)

Left Brain Vs Right Brain

September 27, 2007

Gregan likely to miss world cup after French arrest!

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 7:59 pm

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September 11, 2007

Ref bashing…

Filed under: WTF?! — Al @ 8:34 am

Below is the unedited version of Darko Milicic’s post match interview at the current European Championships.

We’ve all had our moments ref wise (I’m looking at you Woulfe), but this surpasses anything any of us are capable of.

Think Darko had a few too mnay blondes before the game – he definitely was high on himself if nothing else.  Enjoy ;)

Reporter: Darko, first impressions?
Darko: All right, but let’s do it over there…
R: Darko Milicic, congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?
D: Nothing, these three big shitheads, these two..three pussies have cheated us, that’s what happened. This pussy, these three shitheads think they are something. I will go and fuck their mothers’ pussy — all three of them, that’s what I’m gonna (????)…pussies all three of them, I’m gonna fuck his italian mother in her pussy, man, that’s what I want to say…
R: Darko, calm down a little bit, your impressions of the game?
D: He’s a shithead, he should suck my dick, go on..write that, man…all three of them, the first one and the second one and the third one…I don’t give a damn about this, that’s what I want to say
R: ???
D: Pussies..they don’t call anything…he shit in his pants…I will fuck his mother in the mouth, man…if he has a daughter, I will also fuck his daughter
R: ???
D: ???….we are fighting here, I died…I need an infusion, do you understand…and they cheat us like shit…

August 20, 2007

Predator Pete

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 10:32 pm

Well Mr Carey…I think it is time you filled us all in on your most recent brush with the law…
I assume everybody knows, but if not here is a brief recap:

- I’m sure you all remember the guy that was assaulting girls on Brisbane’s bike tracks
- Someone anonomously rang crime stoppers and identified Pete as the man on the Indenti-kit
- Police then arrived at Pete’s mums house and questioned her as to her sons whereabouts in relation to this
- Pete then recieved a call from Brisbane CIB in Switzerland
- Upon finding out that Pete is not even in the country and doesn’t look anything like the pic, suspicion was dropped

Now this is where the story has ended. The boys in OZ got rude text messages demanding to know who did it…however I think I can speak for us all when I say that this is way to far over the line even for us. This has to be possibly one of the most random, yet ridiculously funny things that has happened to anyone of us!
I’m sure you don’t see the humour in it yet Pete…and we share your concern for this act of bastardry…however this is possibly some of the funniest shit I have heard in ages!!

Possible culprits have been suggested as being jilted ex’s (of which there are many!)…I’m sure we would all love to hear how your hunt is going…and an account from your side would be great :)

July 19, 2007

The waiting game…

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 1:41 am

You would wanna hope you had stocked up on seals!

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July 13, 2007

Supply and demand…

Filed under: WTF?! — Amon @ 10:50 pm

1.   Grab your best girlfriend
2.   Tell your parents you are going to France for the weekend
3.   Head to Ghana instead as I hear it is nice this time of year
4.   Meet a couple of likely local lads and head to the beach for sun and beers
5.   The lads happen to have a couple of empty laptop bags they need to give to a mate in London
6.   What a coincidence! We can take it for you and give to your mate
7.   Sweet! You British chicks are great
8.   Start looking dodge at Ghana airport (now that is impressive haha!)
9.   £300 000 pounds worth of coke later in two laptop bags…and the following to say in thier defense:

“We never thought anything bad was inside … and they told us to go to the UK and drop it off to some boy … at the airport.”

“It was basically like a set up. They didn’t tell us nothing, we didn’t think nothing, cos basically we are innocent. We don’t know nothing about this drugs and stuff, we don’t know nothing.”

10.  I hope this won’t affect the supply/demand ratio for my new found weekend social routine!!!

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