Seems the baggage handlers are up to thier usual tricks again. The NRL trophy was lost today and found in Perth of all places. Seems like they were shipping it off to South Africa on the sly to sell to the Boks, as the South Africans have been short on trophies in the last few years.
The Baggage Handlers Union declined to comment but sources say that with IR laws, increased security at airports and the loss of a few mules has serverely reduced profit for the average baggage handler. If the situation continues it is likley that street value of most recreationals will increase by as much as 10%.
Another crisis has been avoided though and all fans can expect two mud wrestling dudes to be cavorted over by the best young meat money can buy this Sunday.
Go the Storm!
