The Chronicles of Team Sketchy

November 18, 2007

Can Pete turn her???

Filed under: Uncategorized — Al @ 1:15 pm

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,22775276-5012980,00.html?from=mostpop

The second I saw this article, I didn’t immediately think “Pete’s not going to like this”, but rather: “I wonder how Pete’s going to fix this.”  Go to it buddy, she can still be yours if you show her how much you care.  It’ll be tough at first, you’ll have to convince her that deep throating you is a better alternative than getting softly caressed my another moisty, but I know you have it in you.  

Any suggestions about how Pete can turn her??  I suggest you wine and dine her, play little mood grabbing acoustic guitar, then drop one of your famed money shots all over her boyish looking features.  If that doesn’t convince her to come back from the darkside, I’m afriad nothing will.

Photos??  Yes please.  Setup a facebook group and invite all of us. 

5 Comments »

  1. I remember her alluding to this in an interview a year or so back but I didn’t want to break Pete’s heart by telling him; I guess it is all out there now though and Like Al said it will be a tough task but I believe in you Pete.

    My suggestion – Take her on a nice romantic bike ride around Brisbane followed by Al’s suggestion of acoustic guitar renditions of her own song Scar sung in Pete’s soulful voice.

    Maybe you don’t want to turn her all the way back, just half way that way you might be able to tee up a three way with Missy and Sarah Blasko/Claire Bowditch/Julia Stone/Daniel Johns…

    Comment by Dave — November 19, 2007 @ 9:13 am

  2. Are you guys serious, I have know from the start that she like to munch carpet. She at least used to be confused, in scar the 1st verse is about a guy and the 2nd is about a girl. I must admit it is kinda part of the attraction. Believe me if I get an chance, I won’t be waiting for the coach to put me in the game…………….

    Comment by Pete — November 22, 2007 @ 6:42 pm

  3. So prob should have actually read the article before I posted, but what are you going to do

    Comment by Pete — November 22, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

  4. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,22835051-7484,00.html

    Ok, she’s bi…

    Comment by Craig — November 28, 2007 @ 7:54 am

  5. Fark – was about to post the same article Craig.

    Fair enough, she’s bi, but she also just bought a ‘bondi pad’ for her girlfriend. Call me cynical, but I think this makes Carey’s task a little tougher. You don’t splash out on primo beachfront property for someone unless that someone is making all the right moves.

    Better up that order to multiple money shots Pete. I know you can do it mate ;)

    Comment by Al — November 28, 2007 @ 9:06 am


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