August 27, 2007
Bush – Why not keep him forever?
Sorry about ony posting a link, but I just had to share this wonderful idea…. I wonder why people haven’t thought of this type of thing before…. oh wait… people have.
http://watchingthewatchers.org/news/1290/conservative-group-calls-bush
August 24, 2007
On a by-point
A little email popped up in my inbox, as i’m sure it did for a few of you as well….it read:
“Early-bird tickets on sale from Monday the 3rd of September”
It also mentioned that they are moving to Belongil and a bigger ground which is welcome relief from the crowds of penguins of yesteryear. So, I am no visionary or oracle of the future, but there just may be a chance that the return to Blues is on the cards for next year…regardless, buying a ticket at these prices will ensure your resale value and also a place at our much loved festival!
Thoughts, comments, questions and snide remarks are welcome…
August 20, 2007
Predator Pete
Well Mr Carey…I think it is time you filled us all in on your most recent brush with the law…
I assume everybody knows, but if not here is a brief recap:
- I’m sure you all remember the guy that was assaulting girls on Brisbane’s bike tracks
- Someone anonomously rang crime stoppers and identified Pete as the man on the Indenti-kit
- Police then arrived at Pete’s mums house and questioned her as to her sons whereabouts in relation to this
- Pete then recieved a call from Brisbane CIB in Switzerland
- Upon finding out that Pete is not even in the country and doesn’t look anything like the pic, suspicion was dropped
Now this is where the story has ended. The boys in OZ got rude text messages demanding to know who did it…however I think I can speak for us all when I say that this is way to far over the line even for us. This has to be possibly one of the most random, yet ridiculously funny things that has happened to anyone of us!
I’m sure you don’t see the humour in it yet Pete…and we share your concern for this act of bastardry…however this is possibly some of the funniest shit I have heard in ages!!
Possible culprits have been suggested as being jilted ex’s (of which there are many!)…I’m sure we would all love to hear how your hunt is going…and an account from your side would be great 
August 10, 2007
Funny
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent terrorist attacks in London and Glasgow and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. It’s not only the British and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.” The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.” Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
